Bert is Evil !
The Root of MJ's Evil.

Our investigators recently uncovered this old photograph of young Michael Jackson standing with Bert who is fondling his pelvic area. It is now clear where Michael Jackson's pedophilia stems from. Bert molested him as a child. He is only releasing frustrations and fears that have welled inside his mind for years.
In an interview with ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, she confessed to us that Michael used to make her "Do the Pigeon" naked while he sat across the room and watched.
We tried to interview the "King of Pop" about this but all he could say was "I am a gentleman."


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